MJ finds a story about a very heroic action from an Instacart driver. Does MJ think Coop would do this for somebody? Today’s Morons in the News features a father who allegedly told his 4-year-old son to shoot at police. You’ve heard of dine and dashers, but have you heard of dine and robbers? A monkey sale went wrong for a Florida teenager when the monkey she bought attacked her. A couple from The Villages is facing charges after crashing into golf carts and threatening police.

Beekeeping must be a cutthroat business, because there are reports of beehives getting stolen. MJ calls up Alicia from How’s Your Day Honey to talk about the serious business of beekeeping. Has she ever been a victim of hive theft? Have you ever been charged to enter a birthday party? Apparently this is a new trend. New research about vapes is making news. A new study finds that boring couples could actually last longer. How does Roxanne view her relationship? Do you know what a simp is? Some simp relationships can turn obsessive if you’re not careful, according to some callers.

Do you have phone battery anxiety? Tom Brady will be producing a new movie about 80-year-old women. There is more speculation about how Bob Saget died, and the reasoning seems pretty plausible. Hilary Duff is facing backlash online after not buckling her child into a car seat. A new Florida theme park opens up today. The crew finds out Coop is obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence.