MJ announces that Thundra the Dream Weaver will analyze a listener’s dream, which is perfect timing for Coop, who had a very strange dream last night. A member of the MJ Morning Show might be suffering memory loss because of an e-mail MJ received last night. Today’s Morons in the News features a Nashville woman and her encounter with a police officer, and an Ocala man who offered to fix a woman’s car, only to sell it for scrap later.

The show must go on… Even in Ukraine. Is this comedian really still putting on a show in Ukraine? Thundra interprets two dreams on the show. However, Fester still has a problem with the whole thing. A woman was left a disappointing voicemail after a potential employer didn’t hire her because of her voicemail greeting. Listeners with management experience share their thoughts on the situation. This reminds Fester of the time he was sent to a grocery store and caused mayhem with cereal boxes during the MJ & BJ Show days

Since Froggy has given out Fester’s phone number quite a few times, he’s been getting tons of texts. But one listener sends Fester a picture of a guy with his pants down in Tampa. How did he end up like that? A ‘bikini barista’ has gotten many requests from men online. But one request has Roxanne trying to beat around the bush. Kanye West was spotted in Miami with a Kim Kardashian look-a-like. The internet is freaking out because people are realizing they’ve been saying Lindsay Lohan’s name wrong.