Today’s Morons in the News features a man who got his arm ripped off in the tiger enclosure at a Florida zoo, and it reminds the gang of the iconic Joe Exotic situation. Another Moron got arrested after allegedly throwing a propane tank through an ex-wife’s window. How heated can a condiment debate get? Apparently Fester can relate.
Bets for the Super Bowl are getting placed. Who is favored to win? Yesterday on the show Roxanne revealed something she didn’t want on the air… and she does it again today. MJ wants Froggy and Fester to help out the substitute teacher shortage in Pinellas County. TikTokers keep eating this certain food, and it’s grossing MJ out. Have you ever had a psycho boss? Clearly LOTS of listeners have had an encounter or two.
A woman was caught stealing from a Clearwater gym, and MJ has the perfect remix to a song to go along with it. Facebook stock has plummeted. Have listeners lost interest in the social media platform? Tom Brady might want to be the owner of a football team, now that he’s in retirement. Jeff Bezos made a ginormous mistake after he had a yacht built overseas. Susan Sarandon, Simon Cowell, and Adele make today’s Hollywood Dirt.