Roxanne says Mercury is finally out of retrograde, but did the astrological phenomenon affect MJ’s life? Fester and Froggy went to see Monster Jam over the weekend. Today’s Morons in the News features a teen who went over double the speed limit on the Courtney Campbell Causeway, and Florida man who allegedly stole a vehicle which ended up smashing into the side of someone’s house. A listener needs MJ’s help.

Fester and Coop are huge Big Brother nerds. But did Lamar Odom really have an accident in his bed in the Celebrity Big Brother house? Roxanne has a question for MJ regarding the Knights of Sant’ Yago Knight Parade in Ybor City this weekend. A listener totally berated Roxanne on Instagram about her parenting skills. How do you tell if a person is cheating? MJ reads a story about a few hints, but some listeners even have better ideas. Are men or women more likely to say “I love you” first? MJ has the SCIENCE!

What exactly is the cucumber story? It involves MJ and Michelle, and apparently something that happened over the weekend. Breaking news hits during the show about an airline merger. But what will the new company be called? A new book about Whitney Houston dives deeper into her alleged suppressed sexuality. Fester and his daughter Hadley visited the Polk County Sheriff’s Office over the weekend, and they left with a really cool gift. Today’s Hollywood Dirt features all of the Kardashian craziness in the news about Kanye West’s alleged hit on Kim, Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy, and Pete Davidson getting booed.