Someone in the building tells MJ he left his car running this morning. Today’s Morons in the News features a naked Tampa man who pulled a fire alarm at an apartment building, and a Tarpon Springs woman who admitted to setting her house on fire. Have your friendships been affected by the pandemic? Some listeners admit to shrinking their inner circles. Why is this a thing? A woman is texting both Roxanne and Fester from the same number… but who is she more interested in? Coop tries to call this person on the air.

Froggy has another edition of the 8-Bit Hit! This time, it’s movie theme song music. Are listeners able to guess the computer-sounding tunes? A fitness model on Instagram claims her images have been used to catfish people on dating profiles. Just wait until you hear what she said Tinder told her… Dog snatching has been common, but now thieves are taking up a new wave of luxury purse snatching.

MJ says Michelle has a package problem, and it’s taken over their house. A man was caught watching pornographic images on an airplane. Tom Brady has said “never say never” about coming back. Is there a chance he could return to play football? The Rays new stadium cost is outrageous. A woman says she was coerced into thinking she was training to become a DEA agent, only to find out the whole program was a scam.