On today’s MJ Morning Show:
Restaurant chain closing more locations
Morons in the news
Classic Crotchety Call
Who’s making such realistic fake I.D.s?
Emergency contact memes
The man you meet at age 19…
Card company making ‘work husband’ and ‘work wife’ Valentine’s Day cards
Experts say not to feed this snack to your kids
Here’s a snack that will reduce hangovers (not necessarily for kids)
Kanye news
What’s a ‘dump cake’?
Taylor Swift seen leaving restroom with bodyguard
How many songs does Taylor Swift have?
Igloo recall
Ferret sicko
People step over dead body to get tacos in Memphis
A $4,500 facial
Woman suing Hulk Hogan
NJ traveler killed by hippo in Africa
How much do bottle service bars cost? How much are the servers making?
2/3 of Americans think Valentine’s Day is played out
Even when stuffed, our minds still tell us to eat dessert
Marriage rate has dropped over the years for women 20-24
Guy arrested for dragging dog down Kennedy Blvd.
‘Genital trolling’ at Dallas/Ft. Worth Airport
A humpback whale swallowed a kayaker… but spit him out…
Is this a position to sleep on a flight?
Opossum hospitalized after eating a whole Costco chocolate cake