MJ’s hand is still injured. He has mentioned that he now has titanium screws in his bone in his arm. But how sure is he that it’s real titanium? Froggy brings his metal detector to the studio to test the authenticity of his screws.

Nickelodeon is trying to encourage kids to get involved in football. But, a big F-bomb was dropped during the Nickelodeon broadcast of yesterday’s Bears vs. Saints game. MJ plays the audio of the drop and the reaction of the hosts. Not only did Nickelodeon air a swear word, but pro golfer Justin Thomas used a homophobic slur during a major tournament.

MIchelle has started a new diet and is telling MJ he has to start the diet on the first of February.  There’s an update on Alec and Hilaria (Hillary?) Baldwin’s lie about Hilaria’s place of birth, and the SoHo Karen.