Someone has been parking in MJ’s spot, and today he finally got to work early enough to get it back…. so he thinks. Tampa is getting a new area code soon, and Froggy gives out Fester’s phone number on the air! MJ wants Fester to get a new car, and replace it with something different. Today’s Morons in the News is fast food heavy, after a Popeye’s employee tries to steal from his own workplace, and a criminal who wouldn’t put down his hamburger.

A bride wants a divorce after her husband shoved her face into their wedding cake. Is she overreacting? Callers weigh in. A listener e-mailed MJ about her own run-in with Alec Baldwin. Roxanne calls in to talk with the crew about a new sweat-powered device. Bruce Arians isn’t worried about a $50,000 fine from the NFL. What did he do? MJ is having an issue with his tuxedo for his brother’s wedding. MJ admits to doing this in the past. Do you eat grocery store food before buying it? Turns out, a lot of listeners do this. Froggy noticed something about Fester and his outfit today. MJ has the perfect sound effect for it. This breed of dog is a hot item amongst thieves, and someone in California is the victim of a dognapping AND grand theft.

MJ says Michelle gets mad when he doesn’t complement her about something. A celebrity has admitted to being embarrassed by all of the money they make. So what do they do with it? MJ makes a HUGE mistake when playing the theme song for a celebrity who is in the news. Will you catch it before him? More allegations are coming to light from Britney Spears.