MJ doesn’t want to anger Dave the Dwarf by incorporating Shorty Shane on the show. A new interview with Antonio Brown reveals that the Bucs allegedly offered him money to enter a “crazy house.” But how much of this can be true? A new video has revealed how the different eggs at McDonald’s are prepared. But this begs the question, is anyone on the show capable of giving Fester the Heimlich maneuver? Roxanne tries to see is she can perform the life-saving act on Fester.

A school had to come forward and deny accusations that they do not let students who identify as “furries” use litter boxes in the restrooms. MJ has been out of the loop on the 100th Day of School holiday, which Froggy’s kids dressed up for this morning. This one company just can’t catch a break… can the gang guess what it is? A video has gone viral after a Dunkin’ employee records himself giving a customer a dollar for “MILF Monday.” Does this offend listeners who are mothers? A famous singer has come down with COVID. A restaurant in New Jersey has threatened to fire employees who don’t meet their 5-star review criteria. One former server calls the show to share her experience working at a restaurant.

Froggy brings up that Matthew McConaughey once revealed his father had a heart attack while having sex with Matthew’s mother. It turns out heart attacks during sex aren’t all that rare, according to first hand accounts from listeners. MJ and the crew call up the Dog the Bounty Hunter hotline to tell him his daughter has joined Only Fans. Speaking of Only Fans, a police officer out west had to resign because of her side-gig on the site. Kim Kardashian deleted a photo on Instagram, and reports are saying it’s because fans caught a photoshop edit.