Someone has wrecked the morning show office again. Does Fester have any leads on who did it? Today’s Morons in the News features a man who tried to steal something from under a car and got crushed, and another man who got mad at his neighbor over a muffler issue. This reminds MJ of a problem he had with his neighbor, and he issues a very long-awaited apology. Why would you return to rob the same grocery store 3 times? One man did and finally got caught.

Rob Gronkowski is hosting a Super Bowl party at his house, and one MJ Morning Show member enters the contest. Froggy says he used to go to school with Channing Tatum, and MJ wants to get him on the air. Kim Kardashian caught some heat online after she allegedly uploaded and deleted a photoshopped image on her Instagram, and now she was spotted at dinner with a very rich person. What exactly is “dance face?” Roxanne and Coop explain the new observation they’ve discovered about people on the dance floor. Where do the men of the MJ Morning Show rate themselves on the attractiveness scale?

A neuroscientist has recently said you shouldn’t go to bed without this. Can you guess what it is? A Tampa woman is suing David’s Bridal after she got spammed with unwanted texts! The lawyer apart of the lawsuit, Billy Howard, calls into the show to explain what this means for people who receive texts like this.