There is so much speculation surrounding Tom Brady’s retirement, it almost overshadowed Gasparilla. There are a lot of details surrounding a potential announcement soon, and MJ has all of the details. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who beat his friend with a frying pan, but the reason behind it makes this story even more moronic. We don’t have to worry about this in Florida, but if you think using a flamethrower to get rid of snow is a good idea, it’s not.
Four riders on the gondolas at the San Diego Zoo were charged with vandalism after they caused park guests to be stuck for hours. Roxanne sent MJ an e-mail, claiming she is giving something up. She’s already given up some food items, but what is next on her give-up list? Roxanne claims she has MJ all figured out, and bombards him with a very in depth astrology report. Yesterday was National Yodel For Your Neighbors Day, but what exactly is a yodel?
MJ calls out Froggy for not getting back to a lead client MJ helped him out with for his business. But Froggy gets ticked off when he says MJ overstepped his boundaries. Callers tell MJ if he was right or wrong, and the gang tries to diffuse the situation… Will Froggy take legal action? Reporters during the CBS halftime report yesterday got drowned out by a Walker Hayed performance in the background. In Today’s Hollywood Dirt, Jason Momoa reveals he lives in an RV, Cher sings a tribute to Betty White, and Peyton Manning joins SNL’s Weekend Update.