The wait is over. MJ and the crew have returned from their Christmas vacations and are back on the airwaves here on Q105. MJ catches up on news stories they missed while they were away, like PBR’s recommendation to “try eating ass” if people aren’t drinking during the month of January. It wouldn’t be a Morons in the News without a DUI in The Villages. Arsonists were caught setting fire to a very famous Key West attraction. What happens when two morons try throwing their meth out of the window before getting pulled over?

MJ recounts his visit to England over the break. Are you partaking in “dry January?” This is the month that many people are going to stop drinking. But some callers sound like they’ve been drinking all morning. Is any member of the show going to pledge to stop drinking? MJ and the crew discuss the entire timeline of Antonio Brown headlines. This all leading up to the walk-out during the Bucs game on Sunday. What do Coach Bruce Arians and Tom Brady have to say?

John Madden and Betty White unfortunately passed over the break. MJ has to address a rumor that’s been going around about Betty White’s death. Two Karen stories are making headlines after one woman spits on a man on a flight leaving Tampa, and another woman accuses restaurant staff of drugging her food. Today is the last day “something” is going to work, and it might affect some listeners. Two celebrities fall on the Celebrity Wheel of COVID this week.