Is MJ sick? The crew thinks something is off about MJ’s voice, but he says it’s just because of a vocal chord mishap he experienced this morning. What is “self-immolation?” The gang tries to guess this word used in a news story. Does anybody guess this word correctly? Today’s Morons in the News features an outburst of rampage at a Wawa, a fight over a Christmas tree, and a fight at a Long John Silver’s.

MJ gets a letter in his P.O. box and opens it live on the air. What is this letter for? Fester went to a hotel over the break, and his kid did something horrendous at the pool. MJ hates these Alexa devices, and this story is an example why. Apparently, an
Alexa told a child to electrocute themselves with a wall outlet. How did a question for Alexa result in this? MJ asks listeners if they will murder their Alexa for the show. Froggy, a.k.a Hal Herman, debuts a new Truth Booth for 2022. What questions does he have for MJ, Fester, Roxanne, and Coop?

Rolex Rippers are affecting other countries, which reminds MJ about a hooker story from 1991… But Michelle has never heard this before. There is social media outrage over a woman who left a 9% tip at an Applebee’s. Do you think her reasoning is justified? MJ left something at an airport, but the gang doesn’t think it will be at the lost and found. Have you seen the Crypto.com commercial with Matt Damon? Many think this is a horrible approach at trying to sell cryptocurrency.