The gang is curious on why MJ is still wearing his mask. Does he have COVID? Today’s Morons in the News consists of a man chasing people using his electric scooter, and a creepy guy from Louisiana who pretended to be a child so that his babysitters could change his diaper. Roxanne brings in a stocking stuffer she received from her mom, but this gets raunchy. Fester sends MJ a video of a Karen totally flipping out in a mall.

What are some good first date questions? MJ reads a list from USA Today, but these are insanely awkward. MJ and Roxanne reenact a date and uses these questions to break the ice. A listener sent MJ a picture of a male and female carrot. Who knew carrots could have gender? There’s an update on the Antonio Brown situation with the Bucs, and it could shed light on the events leading up to the walk-out. When MJ and Michelle were in England, they found a T.V. show that could totally not be aired in the United States.

Would you ever let a Walmart delivery person in your home? There’s a new service where people can opt-in for this. Jason Derulo allegedly had his body guard beat up a fan who called him “Usher.” MJ has a list of everyone who was cancelled in 2021.