Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Lightning who are on their way to the Stanley Cup Final! They will be facing off against the Montreal Canadiens, which reminds MJ of the time he had poutine. He said it was awful. Speaking of traveling, MJ has a tip for potential travelers: don’t bite the TSA agents.

Yesterday, Froggy spotted a bizarre woman outside the Beasley building. He took a video of this lady in front of an A/C vent, waving around a giant palm frond. Nut job or professional dancer? Callers try to guess what was going on. Roxanne has a severe case of hypochondria, and she tells MJ what she’s getting done at the doctor’s office today.

What’s the worst thing you could say to someone after not seeing them for a while? Callers share their experiences on what’s been said to them. It’s a small world in the Schnitt household, it turns out MJ’s kid’s driving instructor is an old friend of the MJ Morning Show.