MJ hasn’t experienced this in a long time. But he knows it’s quite common among most people. Callers tell MJ and the crew the last time they experienced this psychological phenomenon. Why is everyone always so late? Roxanne, Fester, and Froggy explain themselves on why they keep getting to the studio at later and later times every day.

A mystery happened after yesterday’s show, and it has something to do with MJ’s story about a car being parked in the middle of the road in his neighborhood. Froggy has more jingles to pitch to PDQ. Are they knock offs of famous jingles again?

“Allow it to Fester.” MJ heard the perfect sound bite on the news last night, and he uses it to get revenge on Fester, who made fun of MJ’s shirt tag sticking out. Coop might have to find a new 3rd job, because Instacart is looking to start using robots for grocery delivery. The “Friends” reunion is causing controversy in China, because of special guests Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber.