MJ noticed Roxanne was running late this morning. She blames it on the “summer doldrums” but MJ doesn’t think this is a real phenomenon. Froggy debuts 3 more jingles to use for PDQ commercials, but he comes across problems before the bit.
Today’s Morons in the News finds a DoorDash driver threatening to execute everyone at a McDonald’s. This isn’t the only moron delivery driver, because an Amazon delivery driver got in a fight with a woman right outside her house.
A friend of Festers got the cops called on her when she was celebrating the Lightning win last night. Apparently, her neighbor thought she was in distress. Does Ketchup in chlorine-damaged hair really do the trick?