A member of the MJ Morning Show didn’t come into work today. Apparently, this person didn’t relay this information to MJ! Since this person didn’t come in, MJ wants to enlist help from a former emergency company that used to be a part of many old morning show stunts. People are calling for this Russian-sounding name to be cancelled. Is this too much of stretch? Today’s Morons in the News features a woman was allegedly forced to wear shock collar, and tons of THC found in a Lamborghini.

MJ calls the spouse of the morning show member who is missing this morning. MJ forgot to talk about a story he teased yesterday. But, he finally gets to it today. Baby name swiping! Have you been a victim? There was a press conference with Florida Highway Patrol Officer Toni Schuck yesterday, and she talks about the events that led up to the crash on the Skyway Bridge.

The debate has yet to be settled, and it might not ever get settled. Are there more wheels or doors in the world? Yesterday was the Law & Order episode of the Gabby Petito case. Rob Gronkowski may leave the Bucs, and we might know where he will be going. Russia might leave an American astronaut at the space station. Will a billionaire come to the rescue?