A parody song once meant for Tom Brady’s retirement means nothing now after Sunday’s “un-retirement” announcement. Last night, a popular late night host pokes at Tampa. But does he actually mean what he said? Today’s Morons in the News features a man who passed out from drugs in the worst place possible, and a person who was surprisingly charged after being found with a stolen milk crate.

There is a huge problem with vultures in Westchase, and MJ thinks he knows how Roxanne and her community might deal with them. What is the phrase that DOESN’T pay? Listeners share their dislike for cliché phrases they hear all the time. MJ calls Chloe to confront her about the use of the word “bruh.” But it turns out MJ has a problem with another phrase she uses.

With these gas prices, some people are siphoning gas in all new ways. Pete Davidson is officially going up to space with Jeff Bezos. A baseball player got into a really bad car accident right here in Tampa.