MJ says two news stories are going to make Fester angry. Should MJ really be dropping this news on him this early in the morning? Roxanne had an incident this morning involving her phone. Today’s Morons in the News features a man in Key Largo who was found with a bunch of drugs. It’s almost like that Beach Boys song! The 911 call of the man who called the cops to see if they could test his meth has been released. A man from The Villages was arrested, and he looks like a very scary version of a cartoon character.
MJ overheard a conversation between Roxanne and Fester about Roxanne’s appearance. MJ says you should be very careful when using the dating apps, especially after reading these two stories about dating app meetups gone bad. It’s another edition of Back That Song Up! Listeners have to guess the song that’s playing in reverse. How many can you guess? Have you ever been involved in a hit and run? There’s another theory on what happened with Bob Saget. Some are now saying he could have hit his head on the carpet. Fester and MJ both need a COVID test before their trips, but guess who is procrastinating?
Roxanne found a story about a woman with size 28H breasts. MJ goes to Egypt tomorrow, and Froggy thinks he’s flirting with disaster. A contestant on Wheel of Fortune got these lyric totally wrong. But in his defense, it is commonly misheard. Can you really get silicon implants at Claire’s? A Florida man was arrested after stealing $30K worth of turtles.