Fester’s shoe choice today sparks a whole debate. How did these things gain popularity again? A giant merchandise retailer has announced a wage spike for some workers. MJ says he’s noticed some changes in it’s competitor. Does that mean other stores will start following suit? Today’s Morons in the News features a woman with a very interesting last name charged with homicide, a woman on TikTok who claims a McDonald’s employee spit in her food, and a goat who helped save the day in Virginia.

Froggy has dropped the ball on an assignment given by MJ a month ago. But does Froggy even remember what it is? The body part you wash first in the shower could reveal something about you. MJ and the crew discuss their showering habits, and what this might mean. A man on reddit says a woman didn’t want to date him because of his sign. Has this happened to any listeners? One sign seems to be more prevalent than most. A Florida man was pulled over and name dropped a world leader as the reason for his speed.

Fester is infatuated with Netflix’s Love is Blind. MJ and Roxanne watched it last night, and they didn’t think it was that good. So are callers Team MJ or Team Fester? Matthew McConaughey is setting the record straight about his hair. Hulk Hogan had to fork out a big ticket item upon his divorce.