MJ is super proud of himself for beating Fester and Froggy in a pushup competition. But Fester’s coworkers at General RV are even more proud that Fester could do 7. What does World Hearing Day have to do with MJ asking Roxanne if she’s ever done MDMA? There’s an update on the severed head found in a Wisconsin home. More party parts have been discovered across the house. Today’s Morons in the News features a wedding crasher. Most people are familiar with the “Wedding Crashers” movie from 2005, but MJ says the morning show did it first! Roxanne shares a story about an actor from the movie, and how her fiance turned him away at a golf tournament!

Is a silly string fight really enough for a battery charge? One woman in Cape Coral seems to think so after pressing charges on two kids. Recent contestants on Wheel of Fortune have caused chaos online after repeatedly guessing a phrase incorrectly. A judge has tossed out a case that MJ and the crew have discussed before. Coop has a neighbor from HELL. How did this all begin? Listeners call in to share their own neighbor from HELL stories.

A Jetblue pilot blew over the limit. Michelle calls MJ a breadcrumber, but what exactly does that mean? Publix has stopped selling Russian vodka from it’s shelves to show support for Ukraine. Kim Kardashian has officially dropped “West” from her last name. Her former husband’s new music video is super strange. Apparently, a Pete Davidson look alike gets buried alive.