Fester had an issue with his car on the highway yesterday. Has the Lincoln Town Car finally kicked the bucket? Today’s Morons in the News comes from a man in Winter Haven who turned himself in after being caught pummeling an old man in a Publix parking lot. There’s also an update on a man who was facing charges for filling in a pickleball court with Sharpie.

A listener called in 10 minutes before the show started to call a member of the show out. This listener also gives this person an ultimatum! Will they follow through? Fester HATES the new morning show billboards. MJ locks Froggy’s phone away in a lockbox. There are a ton of updates on the Will Smith Oscar’s drama. Jada Smith put a new post up on Instagram. Is this a reference to the situation? Jim Carrey also had some words to share about the slap. Can Roxanne explain what happened with a Georgia cop with words safe for broadcast?

Two people from The Villages make headlines after a fight ended with nose-biting, and a crazy mugshot from a man seeking bail. Are people cheating on the Wordle game? MJ calls Michelle to ask her about all of the word games she’s now playing. Hilaria Baldwin has announced another pregnancy, but Roxanne and Michelle think it’s strange. Fester is all about “Bag Vegan” on Netflix. Have you seen it?