A member of the morning show is (once again) late at the start of the show. Today’s Morons in the News features a Florida woman who allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail into someone’s home, an OnlyFans creator who found someone sleeping in her attic, and a woman who allegedly had two people dig up her ex-boyfriend’s ashes.

Roxanne has a bizarre story about a realtor friend who discovered something horrific during a walkthrough. Fester was filming a commercial for a radio station client yesterday, and totally wrecked their property. Pete Davidson is reportedly going to be the next celebrity who will go up in space with Jeff Bezos. Will Kanye be mad that he Pete will be doing it first? MJ talks about an Air Bnb story that will make your skin crawl. Some callers even have horrible stories about their times in rental properties.

Apparently new research shows that woman have an average of $300 worth of unused clothes in their closets. Does this reflect the listeners of the MJ Morning Show? Even more speculation about Tom Brady’s retirement has come out, but Fester makes a good point on where this speculation is coming from. Should a woman change her 4-year-old’s name? MJ thinks Roxanne and this Friends star might be good friends after what she said about her house.