Gas prices in Florida are officially at a whole new dollar amount. Today’s Morons in the News features a drunk woman who almost drove on the Skyway Bridge during a race, a Clearwater man who was caught defecating on a neighbor’s porch, and a Venice man who drove a vehicle into a woman’s house several times! Is this guy a Miley Cyrus fan? Surveillance video at a school in Indiana caught a teacher slapping a student. What caused this confrontation? Fester told MJ to remind him of his sub shop story. Can you believe what this guy wanted on his sub?

Roxanne has a new alternative health treatment substance. Roxanne, Froggy, and Coop all try her new Oregano Oil that’s supposed to be good for you… But it doesn’t taste that way. Have you ever sent back food at a restaurant? Callers share their experiences with sending food back, and what they got back in return. A listener sent MJ a story about something that reminded them about several different Crotchety Old Man calls, but this one is the real deal, and pretty serious.

What was the Miriam Webster word of the day on Saturday? It has something to do with a member of the show. Fester and Froggy introduced The Beach Boys at the Strawberry Festival on Friday. One listener has a review for how they did. Busch Gardens had to remove a piece of the Iron Gwazi rollercoaster after someone said they hit their hand on a piece of the ride. MJ’s Instagram post on Saturday led to a lot of his followers trolling Fester.