Froggy can’t help but call out Fester’s funja face. Roxanne thinks she knows the correct pronunciation of Nike. But how does the owner of the company pronounce it? Roxanne, Froggy, and Coop are still recovering from trying Roxanne’s oregano oil yesterday. Today’s Morons in the News features a Florida teacher who allegedly bit a student over a jar of pickles.

Roxanne has been trying to sleep on her back to prevent wrinkles, but it hasn’t been working out. But she has a whole other accessory for better sleep. A woman who got 5 plastic surgeries in one day says her nipples fell off. Did this happen to a member on the show? A teacher was apparently beat up by a student in Florida. Turns out, this has happened to some listeners. A woman’s video on TikTok has gone viral after she posted video of a real estate agent showing her house, even though it wasn’t for sale. Listeners share their crazy real estate horror stories. Fester witnessed an incident at Walmart. Wait until you hear what an employee did to prevent shoplifting.

The Orlando airport had an incident involving a 10-year-old and a “threatening message.” Apparently this trick for women will help them get better sleep. What are the saddest songs of all time? MJ finds research of both the happiest and saddest songs. Kanye vs. Pete…. at Starbucks? These employees are finding creative ways to make money. You might be surprised at the winner.