Today’s Morons in the News features an alleged shoplifter at an Ocala Walmart, and a Pennsylvania woman who allegedly spit in a cops face in hopes he would get COVID. A Polk County man is facing charges after being caught using a fake law enforcement badge. MJ thinks this guy looks old for his age. A good Samaritan returned a wallet in a city where all hope would seemed to have been lost.

MJ has a question for Fester. But with past issues with this person, will Fester be able to keep an open mind? A new trend with teeth leads to Michelle wanting a new accessory. A YouTuber recorded himself going to the hotel room where Bob Saget was found dead. Gas prices in Tampa Bay are increasing daily. What are the observations that listeners see around town? What’s good for women, but bad for men? MJ reads the science.

Cameron Diaz has been out of the limelight for a while, but she revealed something about herself on a recent podcast. The details about the heroic FHP trooper who stopped a woman from driving onto the Skyway Bridge have come out. MJ is worried about Roxanne, because he thinks she could have some government agencies after her if she’s not careful. There is heated debate about the new official desert of Florida.