Here’s a tip from MJ: Don’t put gasoline in garbage bags. The Colonial Pipeline has been restarted, but that hasn’t prevented dummy’s from panic buying. Fester found a bunch of pictures of people filling up excessive amounts of gas. MJ takes calls from people and asks them what they have seen around Tampa Bay. MJ sends Fester out to gather his own report.

While candy sales have plummeted during the pandemic, butt plants have skyrocketed. MJ explains the phenomenon to the rest of the gang. MJ has recently acquired a new boat. This thing would make Jeff Bezos jealous, if Jeff Bezos also wanted a boat found on Gandy Beach.

MJ talks about Tom Arnold’s new show ‘Queen of Meth’ where he and his sister talk about their childhood. This reminds Roxanne of the time she interviewed Tom Arnold, and what she noticed about the actor. A contestant on American Idol is leaving the show after a video resurfaced online of him in a KKK-like hood.