MJ wants to play more sound effects for Program Director Ted, until MJ realizes his sound effects machine kicks the bucket during the show. A new drug commercial catches MJ’s eye. Do you know what condition he is talking about? Callers try to guess.

What’s Roxanne’s ailment of the day? Roxanne thought she was allergic to eggs, but she realized that she actually isn’t. MJ discovers that Michelle has a list of torture items for MJ. Has your significant other ever used these tactics on you?

Creepy Cop Alert: A Pinellas County Sheriff’s Deputy was fired for sending women sexual text messages. Where does the line get drawn for situations like these? Joe Exotic is trying to get out of prison…. again. He’s calling upon the help of Vice President Kamala Harris.