MJ saw 5 of the same thing on the way into work today. Did anyone else on the show see this too? Today’s Morons in the News features the dumbest tourists ever! What did some Americans try to bring on an airplane? Roxanne was in the Bahamas over the weekend, and saw a bunch of a celebrities, including a member of NSYNC. What’s one way to not pass a DUI test? It’s best not to break out in dance.

MJ and the gang listen to the bizarre audio from a video Amanda Bynes posted on her Instagram. In other bizarre celebrity news, there’s also a few updates on the Depp vs. Heard trial. MJ went to Costco over the weekend, and met a lot of listeners. What are the 5 ways to catch a cheater? MJ calls Julian to talk about his speech for his school’s election. What’s a BOLO? Coop doesn’t know what it is, but a police department has put one out.

A man his claiming he’s now fathered over 40 kids after donating sperm to countless women. A Tennessee family is claiming they were being tracked by an Apple AirTag at Disney World. Naomi Judd sadly passed away over the weekend, but the cause of death is still unknown.