Today is one of MJ’s least favorite made-up holidays. Maybe the 4th just isn’t with MJ? Speaking of holidays, Roxanne missed the mark on a national holiday yesterday. Bill and Melinda Gates announced they are getting a divorce, and MJ has some jokes about the tech tycoon and his marriage.

An LA county woman was recorded during a traffic stop when she got pulled over for texting and driving. She claimed she was a teacher, and the began going on a racist tirade. MJ plays the audio of the yet to be identified woman. Listeners call in to share their thoughts on the body cam footage.

What’s the worst tattoo you could get? How about a radio DJ who got a tattoo of his radio station in St. Louis, and then got fired the next week. Hopefully the next radio station he works at has the same dial. Are you more jumpy at night? MJ talks about what could be making people extra paranoid when the Sun goes down.