A famous celebrity got attacked a comedy event last night. A funky smell penetrates the hallways of the radio station, and this time it isn’t Froggy. MJ wants something from Roxanne, but she says she can’t give it to MJ because of Michelle. Today’s Morons in the News features a dangerous discovery at a DUI stop, a deadly altercation between a man and his mother, and a naked Florida man on video calls.

MJ saw a commercial for cat anxiety meds, but can’t find it anywhere. A woman claims she saw a woman pee in the water of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. A member of the MJ Morning Show has announced their resignation. Roxanne has breaking news about the Bucs first game. Are these sleeping habits affecting your life?

Which dog breeds live the longest? A news reporter says they got COVID, just days after a major political event he attended. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee list has been announced. Did your favorite make the list? Fester does his Shaq impression after Shaq says he’s changing his diet?