Today’s Morons in the News features a man who went on a highspeed chase through several Florida counties, and a woman in New Port Richey who hit the gas instead of the brake… into a house. How much did the axe from The Shining auction for? A Dollar Tree manager is fed up after his employees kept quitting on him. Who did he want to hire instead?

There’s another update on the Depp v. Heard trial. Amber Heard took the stand yesterday and told some stories to the court… that are utterly ridiculous. MJ plays the audio heard during the trial. Listeners weigh in with their thoughts on Amber Heard’s comment about “lesbian camp counselors.” What’s one thing you shouldn’t do on an airplane? This is because planes are super dirty… and flight attendants can attest to that.

Lady Gaga wrote a song for the new Top Gun 2 movie, but the director had some reservations before it was released. Michelle has been putting together an album of photos from MJ’s radio career, and he’s met a lot of famous artists. What happened to a Virgin Atlantic pilot who didn’t finish his certifications? These passengers had to have been angry about this one.