MJ was blinded by the light! And not because we play that song on Q105, but because of an encounter he had with someone in his neighborhood. Today’s Morons in the News features a man right here in Tampa Bay. A Largo man was caught siphoning diesel gas, but his answer to police was pretty honest. A suspected drunk driver crashed into 11 cars in Oregon, and the video is crazy.

Were you part of the Great Resignation? Callers share their stories about leaving their job, and if they think it was the right decision. There’s an update on the missing dog that escaped from its family at the Tampa International Airport. Have you ever been urged to stay away from someone?

What is the key to flirting successfully? Roxanne has the details on the new research. Fester is dying to get to the “Yo Mama” story. The fastest 2 minutes in sports has declared another winner. Hopefully, the winning horse is clean… Wait until you hear what a pro golfer lost in bets over 4 years. Where’s Tom Cruise’s primary residence?