On today’s MJ Morning Show:

UFO expert/Air Force Major General missing

Morons in the news

Man took a flamingo from a Las Vegas hotel

School teacher in trouble for peeing in classroom

Florida Strawberry Festival

Punch the Monkey stuffed toy

Packaged delivered for Julian

MJ leaves stickers from fruits on counter and sink, which annoys Michelle. We asked our listeners what people do that annoys them.

Michelle’s eye… and her shades

Dear Flabby

Rihanna’s home shot at from a car… Woman arrested

Britney’s DUI arrest… contrary to rumors, there was not a chase

MJ cut cable… switched to different steaming service… Whatever happened to family plans?

Chloe is upset her Mazda app no longer works

Southwest Airlines… ‘Heads down, hands up’

American Airlines… Woman booted for not using headphones

Woman booted from flight at Southwest Air gate

Gas prices drive flight prices up

Gas prices skyrocket at the pump

Difficult people in your life may make you age faster

MJ Instagram

Jennifer Aniston salad

Intern fired on first day

Company gives out nicotine products to employees

Budget cruise scores perfect health score

Miss Vicky’s potato chip recall

New leader in Iran

Pope given new vehicle by Ford CEO