MJ and the crew had interesting observations while handing out candy to trick or treaters yesterday. MJ could hear his neighbor swearing up a storm, Roxanne noticed a bunch of children wearing a certain outfit, and Fester had one kid ask him a bizarre question. Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost the game last night against the Saints, and Bruce Arians had some honest words about the gameplay. Today’s Morons in the News features a Pasco County man who got caught committing a crime while filming a TikTok video, and a woman who allegedly struck another woman with a cold chicken in a Walmart.

MJ reads a story about a toddler who wanted to be a sand dune for Halloween. How exactly do you find an outfit for that? Another shortage is taking over, and this could effect your dry cleaners. Have any listeners noticed the shortage around Tampa Bay? A woman in North Carolina encountered a total creep after he took a picture of her dog. But he didn’t want the picture of the dog, he just wanted her contact info on the tag. Listeners call in to share encounters in which men approached them for dates in creepy ways. MJ talks with his friend about a creepy VRBO story. 

Alec Baldwin finally spoke with reporters since the ‘Rust’ film set situation. MJ plays the audio of Alec and Hilaria answering questions about the investigation. MJ thinks he saw a guy doing crack on the highway, but could he have been doing something else? Listeners might have an idea on what MJ witnessed. Fester finds a video of a rat infestation at a Popeye’s. Tom Brady is apparently getting himself involved in bread. Listeners give their reviews on the Rolling Stones concert.