MJ normally gets content prep from the rest of the crew the night before a show. However, Fester didn’t send anything last night. Was something going on at home? This leads to a bigger conversation about voice inflection over texting. Could something come across different than what was meant? Roxanne says that she did sleep through the night, she didn’t feel like she was fully asleep. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who went on a high-speed chase with a street sweeper.

A woman reviewed a pair of leggings on Amazon after she fell down a mountain and they didn’t rip. Which company makes their employees let their bosses into their home? A woman on TikTok claims she almost lost her leg after a spinning class. MJ plays the audio of what happened. Roxanne has a longevity test for MJ and the rest of the crew. This will determine how long each member of the show will live.

A woman used an air fryer in her college apartment and it caused a huge fire. MJ’s son Julian uses an air fryer in his dorm… but should he still continue to do so? A woman in Texas threw hot soup in an employee’s face at a Mexican restaurant, and there’s video. After a man hands out flyers looking for a new potential match, MJ asks callers if being on the ‘rebound’ ever results in successful relationships. Publix is suing another company over its iconic ‘P’ logo. Someone in leaving NBC News, a popular Netflix series is getting a second season, and a woman is still searching for Brian Laundrie’s remains.