MJ plays the “Piece of Ass” song about Fester’s car since he’s having more windshield wiper issues. Today’s Morons in the News features a lawyer who dropped his trousers in front of security and a Florida man who danced his way into being arrested. Have you noticed people with the “phone hunch?” This phenomena occurs because people are too invested in their phones. MJ takes calls on people who have noticed this too. Fester’s Shaq impression is so spot on, one listener thinks it’s actually him.

Roxanne had a plumbing issue at her household. But it doesn’t sound like her plumber was that qualified. MJ plays audio of a confrontation between a man and what appears to be a man impersonating a soldier. MJ and Michelle had a very interesting encounter at Mission BBQ last night. Two listeners asked MJ to do something that he wasn’t expecting. Wait until you hear what she whips out. MJ asks Coop if he likes working in radio, because there’s opportunity for him to become a spy.

While TikTok has proved many failures, this TikTok trend actually worked, and it saved somebody’s life. A survey reveals many people despise a certain social media platform. Fester reveals that he saw a video of Roxanne twerking on a yacht. MJ talks with a listener about how a fire started at his sister’s house because of a make-up mirror. What is an item that a lot of people bought during the pandemic? Froggy and his wife might know.