MJ sings a special song for the Buccaneers, who lost last night against Washington Football Team. Fester is still having problems with his windshield wipers. One listener tries to help Fester counteract the issue. Roxanne noticed something suspicious about a certain employee at Beasley this morning. Could this have something to do with Froggy’s illegal dumping issue? Today’s Morons in the News features a man who got a DUI in the worst possible vehicle to operate under the influence. MJ wants Fester to do the gabagool bit, but how many other ideas has Fester dropped the ball on?

A listener sends MJ an e-mail about the offensive use of the word ‘gabagool.’ Santa Claus is coming to town… or not? This shortage might affect your mall Santa plans with the kids. In lieu of this Santa shortage, MJ plays a Crotchety Old Man classic. After Froggy confesses what he dumped in the radio station building complex dumpster, Fester also shares his dumping story about when the police were called on him. A Florida woman was scammed out of $700,000. This is very common scam, because one listener had a similar issue with his mother. MJ almost had a problem with his dad being scammed out of money. Did MJ intervene at the right time?

Michelle’s recipe for mashed potatoes is super buttery. But who really wants the mashed potatoes? MJ says it wasn’t his idea. Today’s Hollywood Dirt features Britney Spears’ freedom, and Dwane ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s urinating habits. How does ‘The Rock’ deal with not having a problem at his gym? Just make sure your water bottles are far away from ‘The Rock.’ MJ and Roxanne take a dive to see what their celebrity net worth is. How accurate are these numbers?