If you see a downed utility pole headed westbound on I-4, please leave it there. MJ kicks off an early Morons In The News about a Lakeland guy who is facing charges for grand theft after trying to return a utility pole to a recycling plant by strapping it to the roof of his car. Between a swatting investigation in North Port and a couple having sex on the side of the road in Largo, there are a ton of morons coming from Florida this morning.

Antonio Brown is in the news again and not for good reason. Brown was allegedly violent to a security guard in the front of his neighborhood down in South Florida back in October. Do you think the Bucs or Tom Brady are going to do anything about this?

MJ and the gang discover something about Roxanne and a medical procedure she got done back when she was 18. This leads to them discovering something about Coop, and a famous person’s phone number he’s kept for years. Fester tries calling this person during the show.