Fester is STILL having problems with his windshield wipers. Speaking of automobiles, Coop saw an interesting vehicle on the road, and it freaked him out. This could be a danger to drivers. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who allegedly had relations with a dolphin down in Sarasota, and update on the paramedic who was driving under the influence, and a Maryland Mayor who was charged with revenge porn. A radio DJ from California reported her DoorDash driver dropped her “business” in a trash can. Is this Laura Ingraham bit real? Netflix’s show “You” is the subject of a Fox News segment, and it gets quite confusing.

A birth mark on a baby reveals a cheater. MJ says Pete Davidson is ruining his life. What does Michelle think of this? Roxanne says we are using deodorant wrong. A new dating app is making its way to the US. But how much do men have to pay to use it? How long should a hug last? Fester and Froggy test this theory and things get weird. Froggy tested his tooth at a pawn shop in Tampa. How many karats is his tooth?

MJ has breaking news about Rittenhouse, but it might not be exactly what you’re thinking of. The engineering department sent an e-mail about new holiday rules. But how Grinch-y are these rules? Britney Spears revealed what she’s been able to do after the conservatorship ended. MJ gets a call from an old friend that’s been a familiar face in the Tampa Bay market for years.