What’s up with all of these abandoned vehicles? After days of seeing an abandoned white truck on his commute, today MJ noticed an empty police cruiser sitting on the side of the road. Froggy has a special announcement regarding Skrizzle’s song for Thanksgiving tomorrow. Roxanne texted MJ and Coop that she was going to be late for work this morning, but still showed up before Fester and Froggy. Why did she anticipate tardiness? Today’s Morons in the News features a woman who bit a cop’s ear off, a Florida inmate who tried to escape prison with a bra wire, and a Florida woman who tazed her ex-husband’s new companion.

A video has gone viral after a TikTok user documented an enormous order at a McDonald’s. A Burger King General Manager calls into the show to talk about the steps they take before taking a large order like this. But she answers a very important question: who would win in a fight, Ronald McDonald or The Burger King? A new study has come out about how “Every Breath You Take” by the Police affects your brain. Is this good or bad? An HOA board in Tampa has fined a resident for putting up their Christmas lights too early. Other calls share their problems with their HOA.

Do you tip or do you not tip? MJ asks listeners what their tipping habits are after a man online reveals that he doesn’t tip at restaurants because all they do is bring food out… The movie “Grease” is facing backlash in Australia. Some people are trying to cancel the movie. MJ asks Chloe if she knows what “cheugy” means. Apparently, Gen Z is trying branding this hair color as out of style.