MJ calls Fester out for not sending any prep last night. But he says it’s because he was helping put together Skrizzle’s epic performance later on in the show. Today’s Morons in the News features a Florida man who is still rockin’ the man bun, and a bus aid who held a student at knife-point. Another Florida story about a stolen rental car reminds MJ of BJ’s stolen rental car story. MJ calls up BJ to tell the story.

What are the worst Christmas songs to drive to? According to research and BPM of certain songs, these could be dangerous. DJ Skrizzle performs his Thanksgiving song, but he also reveals some breaking news about his career. Ladies, have you dated a man-child? MJ reads off a list of what makes a man a man child, and these characteristics sound a lot like a member of the show. Listeners call in to share their “man-child” experiences.

Gorilla Glue girl is in the news again, because she just dropped a new song. A famous celebrity revealed that she hates her arms. This leads to a very deep dive into WikiFeet.com. A girl on TikTok claims that she swallowed her left AirPod. But is she fabricating this for views? A terrorist organization has threatened Justin Bieber. They want him to cancel his show in Israel.