A crisis manager is saying Alec Baldwin and his family should stop posting photos online. MJ and the crew learn that Roxanne is a part-time crisis manager. How did she get that gig? Today’s Morons in the News is Florida heavy. A Florida man is trying to sue a car wash down in Boynton Beach for not disclosing slippery area. A Florida woman was caught watching a movie while driving in Ft. Myers. A Florida teacher is also in the news for showing students an R-rated movie. But who exactly are the morons in this situation?

A former member of the MJ Morning Show got stopped at TSA for having possession of a weapon. A story is circulating around Twitter about a Texas special teams coach, his ex-stripper girlfriend, and her pet monkey. Apparently, the monkey bit a kid on Halloween. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Bad Parenting. Today, it lands on Roxanne and her use of the word, “chiddy.” Sounds pretty close to another word that means exactly the same thing.

MJ reads the list of the Top 20 [Crappiest] Christmas songs. Does your favorite make the list? Coop is super ecstatic about a new TikTok hack. MJ thinks it’s totally fabricated for likes, just like every other video on the app. Does cheating help or hurt your marriage? The feedback is pretty mixed when listeners call in with their opinions. MJ finds a study about a dating apps and the lengths of marriages. Turns out, these marriages don’t last that long.