A waitress claims that she only made $0.01 on her paycheck after 6 weeks of work, but MJ and the crew need to see the whole stub before they believe it. Today’s Morons in the News has a common theme, and it’s not fast food. MJ finds a study that says sugary drinks affect students differently in boys than girls. Fester swears by the apple cider trick that helps people lose weight, and apparently it’s more than just an old wives tale. A celebrity is coming to town. Fester and Froggy are super excited to about it, if MJ is talking about the same person.

Fester is trying another pilfering scheme, and he’s involving everyone on the show. A mystery guest joins MJ and the crew as this week’s contestant in the Truth Booth. Who could it be? Two shortages could affect your holiday plans. Mariah Carey has released a new Christmas song, but does it live up to the legendary “All I Want for Christmas Is You?” Research suggests that staring in a mirror could benefit the way you see yourself.

Roxanne shows the rest of the gang her scribbled up notebook which looks like something out of a serial killer documentary. Carole Baskin says she has joined a group to help her deal with being too famous. Apparently, lots of celebrities are in this. There might be beef between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jeff Bezos, but it goes deeper than who’s yacht is bigger.