MJ and the gang are back from their vacations. Over the break, MJ and Michelle illegally crossed the U.S.-Canada border, Froggy saved a life, Roxanne almost missed her flight, and Fester still didn’t get a new pair of headphones. MJ addresses the Randy Arozarena song that many listeners say jinxed the Tampa Bay Rays. It’s a fast food centric Morons in the News today.
There’s an update on the new Hooters uniform policy. After outrage over an employment ultimatum, a new statement has been released. But even more revealing? The naked real estate agent in California. What’s the deal with the “eyebags” trend? Apparently this might be the new way to do make-up. Michelle says using rice water on your hair is beneficial, and MJ wants to record a video of Michelle in the shower.
A woman was recorded giving a COVID rant in the middle of a flight. MJ plays video of the encounter. A Subway employee recorded himself tampering with all of the sub toppings. MJ reveals his real motive to the rest of the crew. Kesha is going to be starring in a new show about her ghost hunting adventures. Daniel Craig is receiving mixed reactions after he said he enjoys going to gay bars.