MJ sent Coop out to Whole Foods to dumpster dive, and he brings forth a variety of items from his dumpster investigation. Was he able to find anything salvageable? Yesterday afternoon, the FBI confirmed that the remains discovered in the Myakkahatchee Creek Environmental Park are those of Brian Laundrie’s. MJ plays a parody song about the discovery. He asks listeners if it’s okay or not to play. Today’s Morons in the News features an Alabama man who tried to bribe a police officer, and a woman in The Villages who bit her sister for not letting her drive drunk.

A new clock is coming out that is based off of Netflix’s Squid Game. News broke yesterday that Alec Baldwin had unintentionally shot and killed a woman and injured another with a prop gun. After a Florida man won the lottery, he says all he wants is a pair of flip flops and a toothbrush. A video has gone viral after a marine disarmed a robber in a convenience store. Another video has gone viral after a woman on TikTok flaunts her beard.

Do men with dogs on their dating profile mean they want to settle down? According to research, a candid canine might mean men are ready for marriage. One woman calls in to share what she can’t stand on dating profiles. Can pumpkins be used as weapons? A woman was hit with a pumpkin after a parking dispute.