MJ and the gang discuss the entire situation between Tom Brady, a football, and a fan. The hot debate begs the questions, should the fan have given back the football? Coop is freaking out at the start of the show, apparently he left his phone at home. But, he doesn’t exactly remember the last time he had it. During commercial break, Fester and Roxanne are talking about toes. Apparently Roxanne’s brother-in-law doesn’t have a big toe. MJ calls Roxanne’s sister to get all of the details.

Today’s Morons in the News features a woman who hid children at a daycare, a woman who stole a service animal, and a Frontier Airlines employee who tried using a spy camera on a UCF student. Is calling your previous spouse the “love of your life” a red flag? MJ takes calls and asks them what would happen if this happened to them. MJ and the gang make a discovery about Coop and a tattoo.

MJ, Froggy, Fester, and Roxanne talk about what may have happened with Alec Baldwin and the shooting situation. MJ always has a debate with his wife about how much Halloween candy they should buy. Do you overbuy your Halloween candy? Fester’s favorite clip of the day features a college football coach who rambles on about his favorite candies. Real or fake? Someone captured a photo of a woman who draped her hair over the back of an airline seat. MJ calls BS. SNL is reportedly scrambling to replace Ed Sheeran as musical guest.