MJ has another family issue. After the whole debacle about his cousin’s wedding just a few weeks ago, MJ now has another family wedding issue. Callers share their thoughts on what he should do. Yesterday, Roxanne revealed that her brother-in-law only has one big toe. MJ has a faint memory of a game that includes a toe and a hammer. Roxanne’s brother-in-law wants to challenge MJ to a foot race. Today’s Morons in the News features a woman who got arrested for taco battery, and a woman who received a child abuse charge after a confrontation at a KFC.

A meteor was caught on live footage during a live weather report.. MJ plays the audio of the meteorologist watching it fall behind her. Another reporter is in the news after she tried to conquer a haunted house live on the air. Michelle has been swearing a lot more lately. She says there is some science to back up why she’s been doing so. Tom Brady reveals what the fan who gave back Brady’s 600th touchdown received for returning the ball.

A woman in St. Petersburg is the victim of arson after someone burned down her Halloween decorations. Now, MJ wants to give out a reward to anyone who can lead MJ to the culprit. Do you think Dog the Bounty Hunter will help on this case? MJ gives his hotline a call. Another clothing item has seen an increase in sales after the success of Netflix’s Squid Game. The Spanx CEO gave out a huge gift to her employees.