What is the biggest non-story of the day? Everyone is talking about the Facebook name change, even though “Facebook” will still be keeping its name. Could Mark Zuckerberg get any creepier? Yep. MJ and the gang watch the video about Facebook’s new ‘metaverse.’ MJ and the gang spin the celebrity wheel of COVID to find out who’s got the ‘rona. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who shot at his son for playing guitar, and a Florida man who was literally caught red handed.

MJ and the crew discuss the latest developing stories on the insanely bizarre Alec Baldwin situation. How much is too much Halloween candy? Well, scientists have revealed how much sugar it takes to overdose. The girl who went viral for licking a toilet seat is making headlines again. Apparently, she found her father on a sugar daddy dating website. Did she make this story up just for clicks? Remember the story about the woman who suspiciously left an Amazon van? There’s an update on the driver. He’s been identified.

Roxanne has yet to reveal this to her fiancé, but she admits that she is now the proud owner of a cat. But this cat wasn’t bought at a pet shop. This cat came from the streets. Froggy debuts his Skrizzle Halloween song. Just wait until you hear what his stunt is this week… Is converting a former funeral home into a haunted house disrespectful? Some Montana resides are upset over the local attraction. MJ and Michelle discuss their Halloween plans. Michelle has some good news about jury duty.